Well, new “I’m an Apple” ad commercials debuted this month on network television, once again accomplishing the feat of being both impossibly smug and incredibly insulting at the same time.

Yes, I’m a PC user, and I’m damn proud of it ;)

So, it was with great relish, a little bit of cackling, and an not an insignificant amount of dry handwashing that I read about a new class action suit brought against Apple today.

Random Shutdown Syndrome, not to be confused with Really Simple Syndication, is an affliction wherein heating issues cause random shut down of macbooks, sometimes within minutes of a previous shut down.

Yes, their products may have impeccably sexy design, but when your laptop suddenly and spontaneously combusts shuts down, all of the iMovie coolness in the world isn’t going to cool your jets.